ALLIANCE THURSDAY

PIC 1...How dat belt come in wid dat purple outfit n dem chink bite deh pon u han...smnaddy need fi trow 2 kingsize spread ova u n u fren chest

PIC 2....Di flowers pon di beret. Cheapness overload, inna u dollar store accessories, cut dung pon di maxi white n invest in a stylist.

PIC 3....Beg u some ftrewood fi roast dah piece a saltfish yah. Wen u a sport slippers pon u chest u need support no cut off top, try a halter u hear. U fayva pencil inna 1 purple pencil case

PIC 4...ntn worst dan a mawga smaddy wid belly ...n dem nah breed. U need some worm medicine fi dat dere gut madam belly.N u know dat outfit 2 short fi u, next time lissen 2 u mirror

PIC 5....Mi tink after certain age twins stop dress alike...doublemint twinsit look like it was 3 a unnuh n unnu tek di 3rd 1 forehead n share it. If unu going 2 rock a womans' hairdo, next time try 1 wid a bang fi hide dem primitive arawak farrid deh

VEGAS' ODE 2 MY SPACE

MR.VEGAS:  why are people so ungrateful,why would u cuss myspace and tell them they dead & facebook running things on your myspace page


when myspace came in you'll was posting them sexy pic.nude pic.even UGLY girls were posting people pic saying is them

how the hell some1 is gonna post on their myspace page ( add me on facebook my space is dead) if I was tom i would not send that message

We so easy to forget,we are so ungrateful we don't remember where we coming from, we are a (what have u done for me lately) nation


I not dissing myspace cause I had fun when it just came out,I met girls that had pretty pic up & slim girls who turned out to be fat
 
If a new site comes out tomorrow they gonna diss fb & twitter,trust mi & if myspace get some new feat.tomorrow them run guh back.
 
Tom look out fi the ungrateful chuckie dem,delete them FB promotion,change dem pass word,ungrateful,I shoulda copy the ugly gal message
 
Tishana mi nah put yuh last name but you are ungrateful ADD ME ON FACEBOOK Myspace is dead . Facebook Tish-Hd Chan-
 
myspace I got love for you,you are the first real groupie site,nuff man tun gallis because of you,I will never forget you myspace
 
Is myspace mek nuff a unu get self confidence & unu use to tek pic with the better looking side a unu body and sit & wait for the comments
 
and they set me the damn message,somebody please tell dem mi nuh hold back nutten please
 
MR VEGAS aka TOM AGENT...MYSPACE A CUT U CHECK? EVERY SATDAY U PUT SMADDY PON BLAST. U SAYING TOM MUSN'T ALLOW CERTAIN MSGS...TWITTER NUFFI ALLOW MOST A URES. U LAP U FROCK TAIL N ROLL OUT U  TONGUE  PON PPL FI ANY SMALL TING. U WOMAN SOON LEF U CUZ U A SPEN MORE TIME WID TWITTER DAN SHE

NEW TWINS OF TWINS - GOD MAN

BIZNIZ AS USUAL DOWNTOWN 2DAY

It appears to be business as usually despite the tension hovering over downtown Kingston.

“But nothing not going on today man, everything alright; you don’t see the market full same way,” said a handcart vendor inside the Coronation Market, metres from where residents of Tivoli Gardens mounted a metal blockade on a road leading into the community.

The man, loading pieces of water melon into a female customer’s bag, said customer turn-out was in its 'high eighties'.“You know some people are going to be ’fraid to come out, but everybody know how town run. People just a try get what them want and move,” he continued.

“People who know the place will chance it and come out but not everybody,” she said. “Monday is holiday so you know them (police) not going to come for ‘Dudus’ until ’bout Tuesday, and plus people have to get them food for the holiday,” she added laughingly.

GOODAZ T BDAY PICS...BROOKLYN

PIC1...Di cup cake spelling 29 is different. T wat happen u never get di cake on time so u improvize?

PIC 2... DKay u dash out Dwayne Platinum bizniz n munching pics pon fb a snack pon u cherry n gone out gone party every nite same way like ntn happened, u hav a iceberg heart.

PIC 3...Evan it look like u really retire dat scarf now, 4 mths n going strong good 4 U, mi know u neck thanks u much

PIC4... Benji Riches u a bright up brooklyn wid u smile thou. Melons look plz 2 get u in a pic

PIC5...Di eyez caan lif up dem 10 lb a lash deh. U nuh fraid u blind wid dem tarantulla a drag dung u eyelid

PIC6...Candice Posh his hand kinda low, I hope he's just a friend cuz John John wudden like it

DUDUS GETS RICHER FROM HIS SHARES IN IEL CONSTRUCTION COMPANY

Incomparable Enterprise Limited, a company in which alleged drug lord Christopher “Dudus” Coke is a shareholder, could earn between $20 million and $40 million from another Government project

This time the company is one of three contracted by Surrey Paving and Aggregate Company Limited to supply aggregate for the multi-billion Washington Boulevard road construction project.

Incomparable Enterprise has been contracted to truck and supply over 28,000 cubic yards of material to the project, which is being financed by the Caribbean Development Bank.

MAVADO WILL PERFORM 4 SEAGAS' BDAY

Mavado's manager Julian Jones-Griffiths says his artiste feels honoured, as he has been requested to perform at the birthday party of former Prime Minister Edward Seaga next weekend at Devon House, St Andrew.


"Mavado was invited to Edward Seaga's birthday party. Actually Olivia Grange called and said that Mr Seaga personally requested for Mavado to come and sing at his 80th birthday party,"

DUDUS' LAWYER DON FOOTE TELLS SUPREME COURT DUDUS WILL NOT COME IN

Foote yesterday appeared in court in an attempt to block the extradition of his client. That case is scheduled to be heard on May 31.

But the attorney was adamant that Coke would not surrender to the police, saying it was not a consideration at this time because his application for Judicial Review is before the court.

“I will now have to advise my client as to the fact that the matter has started,” the lawyer added.
Coke is seeking a Judicial Review of the decision by Justice Minister Dorothy Lightbourne, giving the authority to proceed with extradition proceedings against him.


The case before the Supreme Court does not prevent the police from executing the arrest warrant on Dudus.
Police still pleading with Tivoli n Denham town to take down baracades

VISA FEES INCREASED

THE United States will be increasing visa fees worldwide, including Jamaica, effective Friday June 4.

All persons whose interviews fall on or after that date must pay the new fees. Applicants with interviews scheduled for June 4 and who have already paid according to the old fee schedule must now return to NCB to pay the difference for their applications to be processed.

Under the new fees petition-based visas cost more than non-petition based visas.

New fee scehdule:

Non-petition-based visas:

•Visitor (B1/B2) US$140

•Crewmember (C1/D) US$140

•Student visas (F1 and M1) US$140

•Treaty Trader/Investor (E1 or E2) US$390

Petition-based visas:

•Temporary skilled workers (H-1B) US$150

•Temporary seasonal workers (H-2B) US$150

•Intra-company transferees (L1) US$150

•Performers (O and P) US$150

•Fiancé-based visas (K) US$350

A release from the US Embassy said that that the increased fees were necessary, "to better reflect the actual cost of providing services". It said that until now only 94 per cent of costs were recovered by visa fees, with the monthly US$5.4 million shortfall being borne by the US taxpayer

A release from the US Embassy said that that the increased fees were necessary, "to better reflect the actual cost of providing services". It said that until now only 94 per cent of costs were recovered by visa fees, with the monthly US$5.4 million shortfall being borne by the US taxpayer

Although the treaty trader (E1) and treaty investor (E2) visa classes are not petition-based, they will now be set at US$390 to reflect the real cost of processing document-intensive visa categories.

For more information visit the US Embassy website: http://kingston.usembassy.gov

DUDUS COURT DATE SET

THE hearing for the application of the judicial review filed by attorneys representing reputed Tivoli Gardens don Christopher 'Dudus' Coke will be heard on May 31.


The hearing was set for this afternoon but was postponed because Director of Public Prosecutions Paula Llewellyn — who is a defendant in the matter — was only served a summons just minutes before the hearing was set to begin.

On Wednesday lawyers for Coke filed a motion for the review of the Justice minister's decision to sign the authority to proceed with the extradition of Coke before Chief Justice Zaila McCalla.

The latest development means that security forces still have the authority to arrest Coke on sight as the warrant was not stayed by the Chief Justice.

POLICE PLEADING 2 TIVOLI PPL 2 REMOVE BARACADES

POLICE are calling on residents of Tivoli Gardens and Denham Town in West Kingston to dismantle barricades and for lawyers of area don Christopher 'Dudus' to surrender their client.

Residents have erected barricades at the main entry points and across roads in an apparent move to protect Dudus, believed to still be in the community.
Police are waiting to execute a warrant for his arrest and want lawyers retained by Dudus to take their client to the nearest police station to allow the extradition warrant to be executed.

"The Police are informing these residents that it is a breach of the law to erect barricades which impede the movement of the security forces during the lawful performance of their duties," said a statement from the Jamaica Constabulary Force (JCF) this morning.



Wat the hell unno mean the ppl dem breaking the law by impeding movement of security forces? Don't unnu tink dem know dat. Dem say death b4mdishonour dem nah giv him up. Why Jamaica police so bad wen dem a tackle likkle ppl but wen Garden act up dem tun baby. How ppl fi trust police fi defend dem wen dem can't even defend dem self. Police no hav no say inna di Garrison so mi waan know wah dem a go do next...a joke ting dis

MUMZEL PARTY PICS...KILLA ALONG SIDE, STAKE U CLAIM

BEAT MI BIBLE, HOLY WATER, PSALMS..... SALTTTTT!!!

PIC 1...Mumzel a shock u inna mek u pale sooo? Wah u do u hairdresser mek she giv u dat Joe Dirt mohawk. U Boo Rodney looking very uneasy like him hav somewhere 2 be.

PIC 2...Naje N Shizzle unnu look like 2 smurfs inna di ppl dem party, Naje dat MC Hammer knickers...U know u wrong.

PIC 3....Mash out tomato pon piece a board, wat di hell dat pon u head. N dem knee deh 2 much kneeling dung, dem a beg likkle grease

PIC 4...Why U a advertize dat big battle scar pon u belly ? U hav a hold compartment desso weh waan clean out n empty

PIC 5n6....(shaking my head) U batty so old, cobweb a tek it. Dat tattoo man hav di heart of a lion....wen darkness falls n di moon eclipse, ppl get fraid black widow who u waan climb up dat spider web fi go jap inna da hole deh, negative on dat 

TIVOLI PPL SAYZ THEIR WILLING 2 DIE 4 DUDUS

"No hostage, no hostage, we are free; is lie them telling," shouted the women.
"We are not being held hostage in our community and no one not taking away our phones," said one woman, in reference to a police report Wednesday that thugs were also seizing residents' cell phones.

Under the steely gaze of a large contingent of cops, the demonstrators gathered outside the Denham Town Police Station on Spanish Town Road, waving placards with their messages of support for Coke, whom the US Government has accused of trafficking in guns and drugs.

In what appeared to be a highly organised but peaceful protest the demonstrators, the majority of them dressed in white, told the authorities to "leave 'Dudus' alone" with some boldly declaring that they were prepared to die for him.

HUMAN SHIELDS IN TIVOLI

Thugs held residents of Tivoli Gardens, the power base of strongman Christopher 'Dudus' Coke, as potential human shields and mounted deadly barricades to keep security forces at bay.

Near nightfall, the Jamaican authorities responded by summoning the Army Reserves, a clear sign that it was taking seriously the manoeuvres in Tivoli Gardens, ironically in the prime minister's Jamaica Labour Party constituency.

Questions about whether Coke was in the famous enclave went unanswered, but some of his supporters were clearly not taking any chances. Police said the thugs confiscated cellphones from law-abiding residents and prevented them from leaving the community.

Cooking gas cylinders were placed in the barricades around the community, while barbed wires were thrown on high voltage Jamaica Public Service electrical wires and attached to metal objects in the rubble, as they vowed not to allow the security forces to enter the community.

JLP COUNCILLOR SHOT

LITCHFIELD, Trelawny — Falmouth's deputy mayor Steve Warren is convinced that he escaped Monday's brutal attack on his life by gunmen solely by the grace of the Almighty.


Almost all the pieces of glass in my SUV were shot out. Shots went through the head rests; in the roof; in the dashboard, bullet holes are in the steering...all over the interior, "

Shattered window glass and numerous bullet holes inside the black Mitsubishi Montero Sports Utility Vehicle (SUV) confirm Warren's account of the horrific attack which took place meters away from his home in this rural community at about 10:45 pm.

"I was on my way home and when I reached a few chains from my house I noticed that there was a car parked a little distance from my house, but I did not pay much attention to it... I continued to drive. Then suddenly I came under intense gun fire from right and from the left," recalled a seemingly relieved Warren, who escaped with a bullet wound to his right shoulder.

According Warren, the Jamaica Labour Party (JLP) councillor for the Lorrimers Division, the barrage of gunshots came from two heavily-armed men who were strategically positioned on each side of the narrow unpaved roadway.

He said he returned the fire, but the hoodlums continued to fire their high powered weapons at him.

" Seeing that I was out -gunned and realising that I was shot in the right arm, I drove along the road speedily in a bid to save my life. The driver in the parked motorcar than sped off and picked up the two gunmen," Warren said.

SONNY SPOON PARTY MAY 15

PIC 1 ...Dat Elvis Space costume don't mek it n if u a do wear a skimpy oufit like dat mek sure u hav great legs n donkey nuh kick u

PIC 2 n 3....can't figure out u gold foil paper outfit, u look like u paste up some choclate wrapper 2 mek dat skirt. Inna staming jamaica u have dat deh thick lining under u clothes u nuh know bout yeast.

PIC4...U Can't blame it on the alcohol,u look very sober 2 me...dat piece a thread haning from u frock not cute. If u a go moon di world mek sure di moon bright n not a eclipse

PIC5....Michael  u tek  ure measurement inna water or u run out a cloth. All di jacket young 2 di whole outfit fail

PIC 6...Shizzle weh i fi do wid u?...u n ure fren behind u is who Run DMC. But Shizzle him hav on ure shoes n u hav on fi him.

 PIC 7..Lady of the night Pinky Spoon...mi c u a every party a suck pon u man tonsils, mi glad  u respect Sony enuf fi nuh bring it desso. U Dress mek u look very classy though hope it leave some class pon u after u tek it off

JAMAICAN CAT LADY DULLETTE

DI NOSE, DI CHEEK BONES N DI BOOBS, WAT NEXT? U DO MORE SURGERY THAN NIKKI M INAJ N U STILL DON'T LOOK RIGHT, DONATE U MONEY 2 CHARITY N STOP MASH UP U BODY.

NEIL PEARL MI C U.....ANY WEH COUPLE DOLLARS DEH FI DROP U DEH DEH FI PICK IT UP, U NEED FI STOP MEK WOMAN/ OR WHOMEVER  MIND U , U A GET 2 OLD FI DAT

USAIN NOMINATED 4 SPORTSMAN OF THE YEAR

Congrats to USAIN BOLT for his BET Awards nomination for Sports Man of The YEAR alongside athletes like Carmelo Anthony, Kobe Bryant, Lebron James and Tiger Woods.


The awards ceremony goes down on the 27th of June so be sure to watch USAIN BOLT take home the title!!

POLICE RETREAT AFTER GUNMEN OPENED FIRE

MEMBERS of the security forces were forced to retreat this morning after gunmen opened at them as they tried to clear a roadblock at Oxford Street in Downtown Kingston.

"Law men went to the area to clear a road block in the community when they came under heavy gunfire," a police officer at the Hannah Town police station told the Observer.

Meanwhile police at the Mountain View Police Post reported that they had received threats that thugs aligned to Tivoli Gardens' don Christopher 'Dudus' Coke were planing to fire bomb the post.

"We have been receiving a number of  threats since this morning from men who say they are planning to carry out an attack and firebomb our station but we are on the lookout," said one cop.