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Saturday, May 8, 2010

TRINI P PARTY PICS BROOKLYN..... MI CAAN BADDAAAAAH

 U MEK MEDIA TAKEOUT...URE A CELEBRITY NOW...DWLLLLLLL

PIC1n 2...Dem use 2 rope u up pon tree n gi yuh bucket a water at 6am???...Bull nuffi inna dance. Di diver glasses...deddd. Dis a di halloween section a di party no sah. If di wrong piece a dis ketch a nail u muss heng

PIC3...Chinese Geisha princess in red, bull attack red how u so brave? A so trinidad ppl galang...Trini P now mi know  a u stitch up di blue curtain fi Zalika, weh she hav on a di baby shower weh u throw fi she n John John, it add up now n those r di ties fi di curtain, recycle u say, ntn wasted

Pic4....Dat annuh cellulite, dat a celluheavy....u hav mi seasick wid all di waves pon yuh unmixed cornmeal porridge leg dem

PIC5...Mi confuse wid dis pitchy patchy john kuno mess....mi  caan figure out dis crossword puzzle design n mi nah kill none a my brain cells fi try

ALLIANCE THURSDAY PICS...5/6

I think dem picho man yah use the same camera weh dem use tek drivers licence picho, dem ppl yah caan look so bad a muss di camera

PIC1...u look like a dead woman in lavender buried in a gold n ivory casket... who dress u ma? How u fi hav tuff foot n big belly, u juss do leg press n no abs

PIC2n3....dwl go go Purple rangerrrr....Ribena how di burgundy shoes come into dis outfit, woiiiee n di Sunday service handbag, di gloves...u jus determine fi stand out. U a hol di 2 bowling ball like dem ago roll weh

PIC4...don't know if this is  man/woman so I can't address it...

PIC5...Elephant pull it off doesn't mean u can 2 ok...it just accentuates dat face that only a mother cud luv. This Mothers' day she muss a go puddong a piece a bawling

PIC6....Adams family Morticia, all dat flour on yuh face can bake couple cake well. Dem phone deh still sell? Di clothes u hav on mek mi understand why u only cud afford di 1 tube a neprozone juss fi di face. U muss be di last pic di man tek, dat lens is broken. 

MOVE OVA USAIN...A 12 YR OLD SHATTER CLASS 1 RECORD


KINGSTON; Jamaica – Raje Fearon burned up the National Stadium track on Thursday afternoon with a very fast 100m time at the country’s INSPORTS/ SWIZZZLE Primary School Championships.

Fearon of St. Francis stopped the clock at 11.90 seconds, the fastest any boy has ever ran his age. He is 12 years old. Fearon’s time shattered the Class One record of 12.15 seconds, which Kingston College’s Jovan Brown set in 2005.

His run had everyone asking, “Can this time be right …. Can a boy just 12 years old run this fast?”.

All these questions will be answered tomorrow, when he lines up against Belmont Park’s Raheem Chambers, who was very easy in running 12.19 in Thursday’s semi-finals.
Fearon’s run was also easy, he eased up five meters before the finish line. 

Comparatively, Usain Bolt at the tender age of 15, had already owned the 200m World Youth record with a 20.15 run.


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TANTO BLACKS NEW SINGLE (ANYTHING U WANT)



Twidderrrr, Spectacularrrrr.....Ticklish mi baby, ticklish meee...Tanto u full  a vibez

KARTEL BBC INTERVIEW...HE SAYZ BLAME THE PARENTS NOT HIM





http://www.bbc.co.uk/caribbean/meta/dps/2010/04/nb/100430_vybzbertramintv_au_nb.asx

Kartel seh if ppl a expect him fi grow dem kids then parents n teachers hav failed...wah him tink wen him tune dem play a big ppl alone can hear it. Dem play inna taxi, pon di radio, inna Barbershop, food shop,downloaded on their cell phones...It has nothing 2 do with parents failing unless their going 2 start locking up the kids n home school dem

MAGNUM KINGS N QUEENS WEEK8







Friday, May 7, 2010

JAMAICAN ATHLETES @ PENN RELAYS ARRESTED 4 SHOPLIFTING CLOTHES


3 student athletes from Jamaica who competed at the recently staged Penn Relays in Pennsylvania, United States, were arrested for shoplifting during the staging of the event.

It is understood that the athletes went into a clothing store during the excitement of the staging of the annual relay festival and stole a quantity of goods, the value of which was undetermined.
It is not clear if those involved were brought before the courts, but it was learnt that persons from the students' school had to visit the proprietors of the store to pay for the stolen goods


How we fi cuss out ppl wen dem stereotype we as criminals wen we giving them reasons 2 proof it. Imagine Jamaica do so well at Penn relays n this is wat dem go do,shame a kill me right now. Why we caan learn some discipline n stop giv the world reasons 2 look down on us

BOUNTY VISA SONG...(CANCEL VISA)


Rodney don't even compare visa wid u lock up, dat anuuh bad luck or obeah u get time cuz u damn han dem 2 nimble...okay

Al Jazeera calls Jamaica the island of music and murder






THE international news network Al Jazeera has called Jamaica one of the most violent societies on earth in a documentary highlighting the turf wars, armed gangs and police killings on the island.

“With a population of less than three million people, police kill hundreds of people every year in what they claim are crime-related shootouts, making Jamaica's police force among the deadliest in the world,” said an AlJazeera.net report, which used as example the police killing of DJ Robert ‘Kentucky Kid’ Hill last year.

“Rights groups say that these shootings add up to a campaign of extra-judicial executions carried out by police who have taken the law into their own hands,” it added.

Kentucky Kid was one of 224 people killed in police shootings last year, Al Jazeera said.
"In the last ten years, 1,900 of our Jamaican citizens, officially, have been killed by the police, more than 1,900. In that time, one policeman has been convicted of manslaughter and he has been freed on appeal," Jamaicans for Justice’s Carolyn Gomes told the network.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

KARTEL U HEARRRR...TWIN OF TWINS A SHAAT

SPANISH TOWN POLICE GET DOSED WIT HUMAN WASTE FROM PRISONER


Several men in custody at the Spanish Town lock-up yesterday threw urine and filth at police personnel in an attempt to prevent being transferred to another facility.
The incident is said to have begun about 8 a.m. when it was announced that 10 of those in custody would be transferred to the Horizon Remand Centre on Spanish Town Road, Kingston.
As the news of the pending removal started to circulate, several of the men were said to have decided that they would not budge. ''The man dem take away the keys and locked themselves inside their cells and refused to move. As a result we called for more officers to assist in the transfer exercise. Some prisoners continued to behave violently, throwing faeces at the police,'' a corporal told THE STAR.
He said that one of his colleagues was doused from head-to-toe with human waste and had to run from the cell, leaving behind his holster.
In an attempt to prevent the situation from escalating, one of the prisoners was said to have been beaten by the police and brought to the nearby Spanish Town Hospital to seek medical attention.
''Prisoners must understand that the police are the ones that run the cells. So when time comes for them to be transferred they must obey,'' a police constable remarked.

KARTEL DI GENIUS SAY HOL' DIS




Kartel u diss Freddie Mcgregor n dem man deh a elder, u haffi show respect OK...nevertheless di man say u violate so no forgiveness. Hope u can swim cuz theres no space 4 u on the big ship Addi. Di man a discipline u wid him words, no violence 2 him ting

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

FLIPPA SEEING THE LIGHT



Weh yuh seh Flippa if u get bruk a di quickest u girl leave yuh...nuh worry uself man mi nuh tink Marsha a go no weh. 1st tune u sing weh look like u a wise up. It sad u had 2 learn the hard way but better late dan never. Mi nah handle u 2 bad, u get a pass cuz a dis mi expect from u long time, less hyping n more teaching okayyy...do u ting

MAN KILLED ON BLACK ROSES CORNER IDENTIFIED


A man was shot dead in a drive by shooting on Lincoln Crescent in Kingston this afternoon.
“At about 1:00 pm the man who appears to be in his early thirties was walking along the road when men in a vehicle drove up to him and shot him several times,” a resident on the scene told the Observer.
Cops now on location in the area known as the Black Ross corner say they are searching for clues but cannot give any information about the brazen attack.
The man shot n killed is identified as Punanny man...The amount a duppy mek pon Roses corner, Lincoln Crescent must haunted yow. Dem a tek out di Roses man dem likkle by likkle from Willy come str8 dung. This ongoing feud is never ending, dem nah stop till dem tek out every one a dem. Likkle Miss u betta go back a England b4 u get caught up yaw mums

AFTER FLIPPA UNNUH STILL NUH LEARN ?


Federal agents intercepted a boat loaded with illegal immigrants from Jamaica and the Dominican Republic, after a high-seas chase that ended 10 miles east of Palm Beach, USA.

A report in the Palm Beach Post said four of the 13 people hoping to sneak onto Florida soil last week had previously been deported from the US.

The Palm Beach Post reports that passengers told immigration agents they paid between $2,700 and $8,000 to smugglers named “Yellow” or “Rambo”.

About 7:00 pm last Wednesday, US Customs and Border Patrol agents reportedly got a tip off about the operation aboard the boat, the Mary Carla.

Bwoy life a yawd so bad till everybody a mek di choice, foreign or prison. Look how long di boat link deh bout n now all a dem a get buss. Caan come by air, caan come by sea...di ppl dem haffi go figure out a new strategy. A man did seh if him deh a hell , him jus waa c 1 jamaican n him know him muss find a way out...we r the best

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

MS. LISAHH BDAY PARTY PICS 5/1 QUEENS NY


PIC1...Di harlot flew over the coo coo's nest, misses weh u get dah UPS packing foam frock deh...di belt deh pon u hip or is ure waist dat low, fire ure dressmaker she nuh like yuh. C u fren side a u a laaf, she know u nuh ready, good as she plan wid di woman fi frig up u frock

PIC2...Why woman nuh like wear dem size dressn dem size shoes...U know u fren smaller dan u n u still borrow di dress...HOLD ONNNN 1 COTTON PICKING MINUTE...U BOOT!!!...Is dat the SAME shoes pon bubble wrap foot inna pic 1 dwlllllllllll ...unnuh get 2 fi di price a 1n a half???  U save pon di boot n cudden buy a frock wooiii u luddyyyy

PIC4...Moses weh u a go wid u sheet pon u head, sleep all inna u yeye... Zorro di Mexican look u was going 4 fail

PIC5..Fashion God Dougie Platinum..I hav 2 choose my words carefully wen addressing the Gay community, GLAD wi start corouse mi site... U fierce "Mr. Batty numb". So wat di 2 balls round u neck signify Dougie? Wat is that code 4...

PIC6...Peach u wear dat outfit well. 1 question why u a sport dat bandage pon u han, don't tell mi Ninja grow a pair n stop run roun' him house. The abused sometimes turn around n become the abuser eno, if u ketch mi drift Peach...or di man from Texas find u again

PIC7...Donna why a woman of ure age in dis Donna why?...Why ppl luv wear dem nighty go a dance. Granted u look good 4 a woman of ure years but this is not appropriate, u shudda lef it up a di window

U CAAN JUS OWN CLARKS U HAFFI KNOW HOW FI WEAR IT



Dwlllll....dis bredda yah kill me...him full a swagger n hav di walk pat. Di tear off di wall wid mi shoulder walk bad

SHOWER POSSE MEMBERS ARRESTED IN ONTARIO, CANADA


A dozen alleged members of the Shower Posse, which has its roots in the western Kingston community of Tivoli Gardens were arrested by police in Ontario, Canada yesterday.
The Toronto Globe & Mail reported today that 78 people were arrested and almost 20 guns were seized in an operation involving more than 1,000 police officers.
"Big-fish suspects and small ones were caught in the mix, but at the centre, however, are dozens of alleged Toronto gangsters. At their centre, about a dozen alleged members of the shadowy Shower Posse,"
The United States alleges that the leader of the Shower Posse is Tivoli strongman Christopher 'Dudus' Coke, who is currently fighting extradition to that country on drugs and gun charges. Tivoli is a Jamaica Labour Party garrison within the West Kingston constituency of Prime Minister Bruce Golding. The Shower Posse take their name from a famous speech given by then member of parliament and JLP leader Edward Seaga.


LA LEWIS SAYZ NO SEX 4 A YEAR...HE'S SO SOMBOLIOUS

Deejay L.A. Lewis is planning not to have sex for a year.


Lewis claims that he started his no-sex campaign three weeks ago with the support of his girlfriend/ babymother who lives abroad. When THE STAR spoke to Lewis, he claimed to have had sexual intercourse for the last time before his abstinence stint in early April. For Lewis, he said his friends are also behind him to help him through the "rough times" and to stick to his "spiritual mission".
"I will be doing a whole heap of projects and mi just waan ease off the sex thing so I can focus on work. Mi need some time to miself. Yuh know, being an entertainer you always have females deh round, yah understand, but is time for me to penetrate a work and tek tings seriously," he said.

According to Lewis, he is viewed by the public as a comedic act and he wants to show that he can accomplish things on a more serious level. Also, Lewis said he hopes to be an example to teenage girls who are dropping out of school because they got pregnant.
He said, "Mi waan draw out the young kids mek dem see a entertainer sey he's gonna abstain for a year."

dwllll.... LA, how di hell a man walk roun n Graffiti up him name all ova di place n get famous. 7 star entertainer, mi waan  know how much album u sell, how much sell out tour u go pon? Mi like u attempt 2 set a example fi di yutes still, nuff artists nah do dat, so kudos fi dat, do u ting....

Oh yes...To state the last time u hav sex is a bit TMI okay

WARNING!!! VERY GRAPHIC !!! TRUCK ACCIDENT CAUGHT ON TAPE, NORTH STREET JAMAICA

JOEY BROOKS (MAVADO SISTER) HOW SHE SOUND?






Introducing Joey Brooks aka Mavado baby sis...talent sometime fall pon 1 pickney n miss di rest n dis is 1 such case. This is like watching the 1st season of American idol, b4 the cut. Joey ure shrieking sound like a strangled alley cat. If smaddy sound bad wid autotune, dem hav no hope..This voice can strip paint offa bathroom wall n bruk couple window well







Monday, May 3, 2010

VOICE CHECK SHEBADA A U DIS FI REAL?....





Dwllll....Collapse... Shebada a how u get so much bass inna u voice pon di interview, n u tempo so high pon di phone call... Look herrrrrre, mi tink dis is a lie dwlll U sound like 2 different smaddy. Mi luv how u can fluctuate u octaves

SKY JUICE PARTY PICS 5/1



Go deh Big belly Sky Juice, do u tinggggg...how mi nuh C u daughter dem, Camille, Debbie n di rest, dem camera shy

Pic 2...N in this corner u hav the Golden Girlz, over the hill n down the valley...all wheelchairs 2 the rear, oxygen on deck. Big up wifey Dolly....

Pic3...Bev a U dat up close n personal, sry 2 hear u stuck a yawd, it cud happen 2 anyone. Dress nice but u need likkle bling fi brighten u up...although u pepper light fren bright enuff fi di 2 a unnuh

Pic 4...She lef di crayola box empty, everyting pon har face. Follow the rainbow 2 dis bag a skittles mi hate dis clown look weh mi c so much ppl inna, I just don't get it. She fayva di Confucious/Budha statue inna Ms. Chin nail shop.... mi jus waa feed u some rice n tea

Pic 5...Oh Lawd, di baby dem sea sick so dem a tek a nap...slippers fi where pon foot not pon chest, get a crane n hoist up dose tingz plz

Pic 6...A who scare unnuh???....I wudden want 2 be the victim standing in front a dat car n viewing under dat leg weh u cock up...if face tan so , desso caan prettier

5-YEAR-OLD BOY THROAT SLASHED IN CLARENDON


A five-year-old boy died yesterday morning after a man allegedly invaded his house in Frankfield, Clarendon, and slit his throat as he slept.
According to the police, Evan Spencer's body was found shortly after 2:30 by his father. Evan's father, who had gone to a nearby shop, returned to see a man running from his house. While checking inside, he discovered his son's lifeless body sprawled in a pool of blood. The May Pen Police are investigating the incident,"
Evan's death followed Thursday's gun-slaying of Christina Salmon, also five years old, and the wounding of her nine-year-old sister and father in Glendevon, St James, and added to the list of 19 children who are among the more than 530 persons murdered since the start of the year.
I don't hav words 2 express my disgust 4 these kinds of ppl, dem haffi high pon summen, I don't think nobody can cruel n heartless so. 5 yrs old???...Jamaica better mind dem feel God wrath...mi know him watching n giving ppl time 2 repent fi dem evil doings but there will come a day wen he will say enuff, dem get ennuf time, N start buss ass... and it nah go pretty neither trust me

MR. LEX ROBBED IN BROOKLYN LAST FRIDAY N SAY HIM PUSH DUNG DI GUN MAN N RUN HMMMM....

The deejay, who was just recently freed of rape charges in New York, said he was robbed last Friday of a gold chain valuing US$4,500.



Mr Lexx, whose real name is Christopher Palmer, told THE STAR that he was robbed by a gunman who walked into the Brooklyn barber shop where he was waiting to get a haircut.
He said, "I was in the barber shop about 7 p.m. and a man just walked in with a gun. Him tek mi outta di barber chair and grabbed off my chain. I held on to his hand with the gun and managed to push him down and then mi jus run."

The deejay said he made a call to 911 and police officers came and took a report. He said persons at the barber shop told him that they did not know who the gunman was.

Chris really???...really Chris ???...U push dung di gunman n run, a u name Flash u faster dan bullet? Mi understand u pride at stake so u haffi add on a ting pon de story but dat is 2 much, add summen believable. Mi waa know weh di barber n di rest a client dem do while u a play hero. This is not ure year at all, u muss shit inna church or bird shit pon u...u need a shamrock or a rabbits foot fi rub Lexxus plz try di church ting again mi did like da move deh

MACKA DIAMOND VERSION OF HOLD YUH...OHH MY EARS !!!!



MACKA U FAIL, A SO U CAREER POP DUNG U HAFFI A RIDE PON GYPTIAN #1 TUNE. IT SOUND LIKE U BUILD DIS INNA U BATHROOM IT SHUD STAY DERE, NOT FIT 4 THE PUBLIC...SUMMEN A GWAAN INNA U LIFE MACKA, U MUSIC NAH SELL, U 15 PAGE BOOK WIT COUNTLESS TYPOS NAH SELL, U NEED A WASH OFF MAN. OLD HARBOUR NUH HAV NUH CANAL OVA DEH?  U NEED FI DIP 7 TIME LIKE JOB N C IF U LUCK CAN CHANGE. NUH  WORRY DI ALLIGATOR DEM WONT HURT U DEM MIGHT TINK U A FAMILY. I GET 2 UNDERSTAND U IN  GUYANNA  NOW A TALK BOUT U A  EAT CURRY IGUANA, U TUN CANNIBAL NOW, A NYAM U OWN SPECIE?  DEM MUSSI REMIND U OF DI DINNOSAURS U USE 2 PLAY WID WEN U SMALL....U HAFFI DO SUMMEN FAAS THOU MACKA AGE NO DEH PON U SIDE ENNUH, ALTHOUGH U A FIGHT IT WID U 16 YR OLD DRESSING THOSE DAYZ R LONG GONE MI LUV. DI LIKKLE BWOY DEM MUSSI A SALT U UP. PUT PEN 2 PAPER  N COME BETTER DAN DIS MAN.  U NEED FI MEK SOME MONEYOOOO, SO U CAN GET SOME  PROPER VENEERS N DUMP DI BRIDGE

876 GRAPEVINE BIDS FAREWELL 2 TANTO BLACKS



TANTO MI HAFFI GI U YUH OWN SPOT...MI MISS U MI NAH LIE...GWAAN DO U TING THOU, U DID FULL A VIBEZ.... TICKLISH MI BAYBAYYYY DWLLLLLLL....U MAGNIFICENT, U SPECTACULLARRRR...TWIDDERRRR !!!!!!

Sunday, May 2, 2010

JAZZY JEFF RED N BLACK PICS 5/1

Pic 1...Dat ain't no Serena or Venus kinda hard body, nope dats a man. Mi a look fi di adams' apple. Bluto from popeye dats a man...

Pic2...U look like a Greek God wid olive leaves a stick outta u hair side...who u tink u a fool Mandingo, certainly not me.

Pic3...It's was 75 degress dat night, u naw bun up inna da hefty garbage bag deh. Misses latex/pleather nuh where inna dem deh kinda heat, u look like hot tar pon road under di hot Jamaican sun

Pic4..Both di cockatoo feather pon u head top n the 3 neck u hav disturbing

Pic 5...China Fabulous u dress sell off...Nice 2 c u covered n  looking classy but how u look so uncomfortable like u waiting 2 exhale, next time go up a size ok

Pic 6...Suku a who u a carry belly fah? since u n Kerri lef u juss swell up so, handle dat boss