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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

PORN COMPANY WANTS KARTEL SEX TAPE?


 
Kartel is said to have released a new sex tape recently n a piece of the tape is said to have leaked to a porn company, and after viewing it they immediately contacted the gaza emporer to acquire the rights to release the tape. It is said that Kartel could make up to US$ 500,000 if he accepts the deal from the porn company. This bit of news drop this morning in the Gaza camp, Kartel u tek ppl fi idiot.

I don't c how on planet earth no porn company wud give Kartel US$500,000 fi dat. Anybody who c the infamous Gaza pics c any porn star qualities inna Kartel???  Wen I think of Kartel many terms come 2 mind "let sleeping dogs lie" (dead), "twizzler" (bendy) "sponge inna dog mout" (soft), wet clothes pon line (sagging). Wen it must salute the queen it bow instead, lay dung flat like shot a beat round it...so no Adijah Palmer, porn star does NOT come 2 mind. Sting a come up so Mr. "Look at me" need more attention.Stop it bout US $500,000 fi wat? not even inna yen.

38 comments:

  1. ROFL!!! 500 WAH???????

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  2. which tape how mi nuh see dat yet???

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  3. Well the word is out an about Exclusive this morning. Raver I don't believe dem a go pay Kartel 500 g fi lumber weh him need wheelborrow fi push roun n crane fi lift

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  4. DWL U DUTTY EEEHHH.....BUT IF HIM PUT IT OUT FI FREE Y PAY HIM NOW ..... ATTENTIONS HIM A LOOK MAN

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  5. dat mi seh 2, dem seh dem c a piece of it (if dem c all a it dem probably wud withdraw dem offer).Bet u a Gaza camp start this, Sting a come up man , there's much more of him 2 c. C him a talk bout 100 man police dem a plan fi set him up Adi love attention bad

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  6. There was nothing appealing about those pics he released of those girls, unless he was having an off day, in all of them lol

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  7. KIZZY MAYBE IT WAS A TYPO *$50 DEM MEAN

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  8. dwlllllllllllll $50 ..............we soon hear a next piece a drama just wait

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  9. Mi say Kartel is so predictable, him cyaa say himm bb last a 3rd time so is dis, who him a try fool. $500,000 minus the cost of the crane to lift it, plaster polish fi mold it, macka stick fi beat it, bees fi sting it n other aiding expenses

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  10. Dead 2 bloodclotttt Kizzy hol' dem dehhhhhh LMAO. Kartel lef off di US part n ppl might believe, is a typo fi real, dis cyaa real a raas

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  11. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO MAN KIZZY U A GO HARD TEK TIME WID DI TEACHER STAR

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  12. woaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiii mi sin ova awhile a go mek mi modda think something wrong wid mi ... no man kizzy tek time tek time MACKA STICK FI BEAT IT !@ DWLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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  13. Kartel need 2 be taught some morality n if u going 2 put out tape n pics mek sure u a "sling gun". It fold up inna di girl dem mout like paper plane n him a gwaan like him a fire off rocket. Him never use 2 get none dats why him a gwaan so now.The Calabar Kartel that i knew was a different person then..Now him lose him soul.

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  14. Raver dat haffi roll inna ants nest or inna whole heap a baking powder fi it swell. Some gal han cyaan swell rice n apparantly dem han cyaan swell Addi needa. Kartel luu...

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  15. DWRCL DEAD DEAD DEAD HAHAHAHA
    KIZZY WEH U MADDA GET U , WEH U SAY IT DEAD? CALL DI HEARSE N DI UNDERTAKER, ANNOUNCE DI BURIAL DWL

    KERRY

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  16. Kerry u never c the pics mi say it need a defibrillator n CPR.In every scene dem wudda haffi deh pon...Clear! (shock)*beeeep* clear!(shock) *beeeeep* clear! bip bip bip...it's a miracle, it's a live! His porn name wud be Lazarus lol

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  17. me 2 @ Raver hahaha

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  18. Raver cry yes, a dat u do a nine night, it does need a proper burial. Kartel needs 2 teach his dog new tricks, not only, "Sit" n "Play dead".

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  19. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha deading!!!

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  20. So why him say US though, that's not even feasible. Matter of fact kartel no have no visa so that means they would come 2 Jamaica 2 film him,pay cast n all. Kartel a live in a dream

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  21. Kizzy mi a beg u write a book, mi will buy it dwlllllll. If it never dead fully yet, kartel buddy mussi shame like dog yah now 1 dead one lol

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  22. dwllll Raver dat 2 lol...It need a trainer. Kartel need a scale n 2 balance wheel fi balance him bicycle.

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  23. Kartel a carry roun dead weight him need fi balance it kizzy u just kill me, coffinnnn dwl

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  24. Reserve 1 a dem pine box deh fi Kartel put inna him pants smh lol bright bout 500 grand.

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  25. How u mean mek a gal say Addi a mi daddy instead of a bag a gaza man a bawl it out

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  26. Kartel fuck dung di place 2 much dats why him nuh hav no use lef, mi know mi been dere

    Miss Tee

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  27. Drop, bounce roll dedddddd...Ms tee u been where????? Adi nuh hav no shame eno, him confidence sky high cuz mi know it camera shy so idk how it a guh act wid audience. Him jus luv ppl talk bout him by any means neccessary, even if him haffi talk fkry.

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  28. ppl ppl mi hear sey the gal name MET real name is Tanice (Tan Tan) Mclaren.......MET is TANICE MCLAREN

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  29. mi rass kizzy u nuh easy e nuh...viki seh soo...lmaoooooo

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  30. Vickieeee u reach over yassoooo lol, i was on fb....Adi 2 ups sometime man, him luv boast over him flag n know him need a flagpole fi keep it hoisted n some strong winds. Tired a him foolishness...him fi start act like big man. Him 2 talented fi behave so

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  31. Me hear seh Met name Safiya Adams, live in the bronx n went 2 Queens High School, then mi hear say she is a rasta girl she come from Fordham manor in the Bronx so i dont know.

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  32. sorry 192nd n Grandconcourse , near Creston ave some weh mi dont know

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  33. Bwoy Kizzy! You rude bad. You do up Kartel mi nah lie!!! LOL Cocky dead________________________________

    PG

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  34. Kartel need a brace fi him 3rd leg bout him a get $US500,000 fi do porn a wah do him, him tek ppl fi fool lol

    Rosie

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