I don't c how on planet earth no porn company wud give Kartel US$500,000 fi dat. Anybody who c the infamous Gaza pics c any porn star qualities inna Kartel??? Wen I think of Kartel many terms come 2 mind "let sleeping dogs lie" (dead), "twizzler" (bendy) "sponge inna dog mout" (soft), wet clothes pon line (sagging). Wen it must salute the queen it bow instead, lay dung flat like shot a beat round it...so no Adijah Palmer, porn star does NOT come 2 mind. Sting a come up so Mr. "Look at me" need more attention.Stop it bout US $500,000 fi wat? not even inna yen.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
PORN COMPANY WANTS KARTEL SEX TAPE?
I don't c how on planet earth no porn company wud give Kartel US$500,000 fi dat. Anybody who c the infamous Gaza pics c any porn star qualities inna Kartel??? Wen I think of Kartel many terms come 2 mind "let sleeping dogs lie" (dead), "twizzler" (bendy) "sponge inna dog mout" (soft), wet clothes pon line (sagging). Wen it must salute the queen it bow instead, lay dung flat like shot a beat round it...so no Adijah Palmer, porn star does NOT come 2 mind. Sting a come up so Mr. "Look at me" need more attention.Stop it bout US $500,000 fi wat? not even inna yen.
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ROFL!!! 500 WAH???????
ReplyDeletewhich tape how mi nuh see dat yet???
ReplyDeleteWell the word is out an about Exclusive this morning. Raver I don't believe dem a go pay Kartel 500 g fi lumber weh him need wheelborrow fi push roun n crane fi lift
ReplyDeleteDWL U DUTTY EEEHHH.....BUT IF HIM PUT IT OUT FI FREE Y PAY HIM NOW ..... ATTENTIONS HIM A LOOK MAN
ReplyDeletedat mi seh 2, dem seh dem c a piece of it (if dem c all a it dem probably wud withdraw dem offer).Bet u a Gaza camp start this, Sting a come up man , there's much more of him 2 c. C him a talk bout 100 man police dem a plan fi set him up Adi love attention bad
ReplyDeleteThere was nothing appealing about those pics he released of those girls, unless he was having an off day, in all of them lol
ReplyDeleteKIZZY MAYBE IT WAS A TYPO *$50 DEM MEAN
ReplyDeletedwlllllllllllll $50 ..............we soon hear a next piece a drama just wait
ReplyDeleteMi say Kartel is so predictable, him cyaa say himm bb last a 3rd time so is dis, who him a try fool. $500,000 minus the cost of the crane to lift it, plaster polish fi mold it, macka stick fi beat it, bees fi sting it n other aiding expenses
ReplyDeleteDead 2 bloodclotttt Kizzy hol' dem dehhhhhh LMAO. Kartel lef off di US part n ppl might believe, is a typo fi real, dis cyaa real a raas
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO MAN KIZZY U A GO HARD TEK TIME WID DI TEACHER STAR
ReplyDeletewoaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiii mi sin ova awhile a go mek mi modda think something wrong wid mi ... no man kizzy tek time tek time MACKA STICK FI BEAT IT !@ DWLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ReplyDeleteKartel need 2 be taught some morality n if u going 2 put out tape n pics mek sure u a "sling gun". It fold up inna di girl dem mout like paper plane n him a gwaan like him a fire off rocket. Him never use 2 get none dats why him a gwaan so now.The Calabar Kartel that i knew was a different person then..Now him lose him soul.
ReplyDeleteRaver dat haffi roll inna ants nest or inna whole heap a baking powder fi it swell. Some gal han cyaan swell rice n apparantly dem han cyaan swell Addi needa. Kartel luu...
ReplyDeleteDWRCL DEAD DEAD DEAD HAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteKIZZY WEH U MADDA GET U , WEH U SAY IT DEAD? CALL DI HEARSE N DI UNDERTAKER, ANNOUNCE DI BURIAL DWL
KERRY
dwllllllllll... mi a cryyyyy
ReplyDeleteKerry u never c the pics mi say it need a defibrillator n CPR.In every scene dem wudda haffi deh pon...Clear! (shock)*beeeep* clear!(shock) *beeeeep* clear! bip bip bip...it's a miracle, it's a live! His porn name wud be Lazarus lol
ReplyDeleteme 2 @ Raver hahaha
ReplyDeleteRaver cry yes, a dat u do a nine night, it does need a proper burial. Kartel needs 2 teach his dog new tricks, not only, "Sit" n "Play dead".
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahahahahahaha deading!!!
ReplyDeleteSo why him say US though, that's not even feasible. Matter of fact kartel no have no visa so that means they would come 2 Jamaica 2 film him,pay cast n all. Kartel a live in a dream
ReplyDeleteand lay down to kizzy !
ReplyDeleteKizzy mi a beg u write a book, mi will buy it dwlllllll. If it never dead fully yet, kartel buddy mussi shame like dog yah now 1 dead one lol
ReplyDeletedwllll Raver dat 2 lol...It need a trainer. Kartel need a scale n 2 balance wheel fi balance him bicycle.
ReplyDeleteKartel a carry roun dead weight him need fi balance it kizzy u just kill me, coffinnnn dwl
ReplyDeleteReserve 1 a dem pine box deh fi Kartel put inna him pants smh lol bright bout 500 grand.
ReplyDeleteHow u mean mek a gal say Addi a mi daddy instead of a bag a gaza man a bawl it out
ReplyDeleteKartel 2 damn lie
ReplyDeleteKartel fuck dung di place 2 much dats why him nuh hav no use lef, mi know mi been dere
ReplyDeleteMiss Tee
Drop, bounce roll dedddddd...Ms tee u been where????? Adi nuh hav no shame eno, him confidence sky high cuz mi know it camera shy so idk how it a guh act wid audience. Him jus luv ppl talk bout him by any means neccessary, even if him haffi talk fkry.
ReplyDeletelmao..........
ReplyDeleteppl ppl mi hear sey the gal name MET real name is Tanice (Tan Tan) Mclaren.......MET is TANICE MCLAREN
ReplyDeletemi rass kizzy u nuh easy e nuh...viki seh soo...lmaoooooo
ReplyDeleteVickieeee u reach over yassoooo lol, i was on fb....Adi 2 ups sometime man, him luv boast over him flag n know him need a flagpole fi keep it hoisted n some strong winds. Tired a him foolishness...him fi start act like big man. Him 2 talented fi behave so
ReplyDeleteMe hear seh Met name Safiya Adams, live in the bronx n went 2 Queens High School, then mi hear say she is a rasta girl she come from Fordham manor in the Bronx so i dont know.
ReplyDeletesorry 192nd n Grandconcourse , near Creston ave some weh mi dont know
ReplyDeleteBwoy Kizzy! You rude bad. You do up Kartel mi nah lie!!! LOL Cocky dead________________________________
ReplyDeletePG
Kartel need a brace fi him 3rd leg bout him a get $US500,000 fi do porn a wah do him, him tek ppl fi fool lol
ReplyDeleteRosie