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Saturday, June 26, 2010

DUMB CRIMINALS, WEED N CRACKERS


A man who is accused of attempting to export ganja out of Jamaica by concealing it in bags of crackers had his plan failed when he was arrested by police at the Norman Manley International Airport recently.



James was about to depart for Trinidad when his luggage was searched by police personnel on duty at the airport.
The search of his luggage revealed 18 bags of wholewheat biscuits which appeared to be unsually heavy. Moreover, the court also heard a closer inspection of the contents in the bags, which were later cut open, revealed that ganja was concealed within the biscuits in cylindrical parcels. At the same time, a slight bulge was discovered in James' suitcase which turned out to be a false compartment.


Nonetheless, James' attorney defended her client by asserting to the court that the accused had the suitcase in question for over a year and the 'false compartment' was present.


DWL PLZ FALSE COMPARTMENT, 4 A YEAR? DEM CRACKERS DEH WUDDA STALE N HE WUD SMELL THE TING. DAT LAWYER MUST BE HIGH 2 U A GO STR8 2 JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO... DUMMY

1 comment:

  1. DI MAN NO WANT NO BUSH SPLIFF HIM WANT DI GUD OLE WESTMORELAND N ST. BETH TING

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