GET READY 2 TROW DI RICE N RELEASE DI DOVES...WEDDING BELLS 4 NUFFY CONGRATS

Entertainer MC Nuffy will soon be saying goodbye to his single life, as plans are in place for him to wed his long-time girlfriend, of nearly 11 years, Melecia Nembhard later this year.

While no date is set for the wedding day, a big bashment is set for Saturday, May 29, as he will engage his girlfriend at 60 Newland Road, during a birthday celebration for Nembhard and the opening of a brand new sports bar and grill, which will be operated by Nuffy and his wife-to-be. The bar is named Mel & Nuffy Sports Bar.

Nuffy says he is overjoyed about getting married, saying, "I gonna engage to Melecia, my girl, come out people at 60 Newland Road, near the tyre shop, and see Nuffy, in style."

"Melecia is real to me, she keeps me clean, she does all the things a man wants a woman to do. She massage my body; she cook my food; she burst bump inna mi face; yow, she bathe me!"
He continued: "Right now, if Melecia has $200,000 in a the bank and I said give me that, she nah hesitate she just give me that. Nuff girl yard me sleep, and after me perform and me drop asleep, dem dig inna me phone and look for the wife, call her number and say her man a sleep, she just hang up her phone and when I reach home she said my woman call her, and me deny it because yu know how man and woman thing stay," he said.

Ghetto sitten, sed suh Nuffy, nuh polish, shine or buff it dung. Newland get ready 4 Nuffy engagement party, just act surprise lol. Wen u find a real woman or man, heng on 2 dem cuz realness scarce nowadayz. Pure carbon copy, replica  n mirage inna dessert kinda ppl deh bout n fakeness contagious . Do u ting Nuffy, mi love dat n  mi happy fi yuh fi real

A WEH U GET DAH NEW CLARKS DEH DAWDIE... CLARKS BANDITS ON DI LOOSE

"Criminals are really targeting the stores and taking the Clarks shoes. So far they have stolen the popular shoes from two places. The St Catherine North police believe that thieves are targeting stores that sell the popular Clarks shoes, after two stores in the Linstead were recently robbed of several pairs of the footwear.
Two men, who were found with a number of the shoes in their possession, have since been taken into custody by the Linstead police.

At 8 a.m. yesterday, police searched two houses in August Town and Prospect in Bog Walk, and seized a number of the shoes that are believed to have been stolen.

Last week, thieves broke into a store located on King Street and another on Gillette Street. The police told THE STAR that more than $2 million worth of Clarks shoes have been stolen from the two stores in Linstead

Kartel some seh u weak mek dis prove u great. U hav ppl a get police record ova shoes weh u not even a get pay fi endorse, U r such a great influence on the yutes. 4 a smart set a ppl Jamaicans real easy fi inveegle bwoy. If a artist seh swim di caribbean sea n bring mi back every shark inna it mi gaurantee u hav a set a nincompoops would do it. Music really play a strong role in ppls' lives, both good n bad

MR. LEX IS A FREE MAN...ALL CHARGES DROPPED IN HIS RAPE CASE

                                                                                                             This morning April 26.2010, Mr.Lexx and his attorney left a New York Court House with good news. Mr.Lexx has finally been vindicated from the alleged, rape and sexual molestation charge brought fourth in October 2009. All charges have officially been dropped and Mr.Lexx is once again a free man. "The Prince" has been in New York for the duration of the case.

While he was out on bail, the court required his passport be surrendered as they considered him to be a flight risk because of his international citizenship. Now that the case is over, he is free to fly the friendly skies. Mr.Lexx wishes to thank his fans and supporters for believing in him, and supporting him in his time of need.


Bwoy rare but true I am loss 4 words. Lexxus u know u need a trainer fi yuh tongue n dat anaconda mi hear u hav in u pants . Dem tour di wurl n drop in every city dem pass n taste every forbidden fruit it c . 21st century u nuh fraid u ketch summen u caan throw back. She drop the charges, next time u might not be this lucky. Invest in some self control classes perhaps sex rehab 2 or turn 2 God again like Rodney. Just keep u ass outta trouble. New York Court House with good news. Mr.Lexx

TONY MATTERHORN GIVING HIS HATERS THE FINGER...ABOUT HIS VISA CANCELLATION

(Facebook) 

Tony Matterhon: MATTERHORN&GAPPY RANKS - JUST TELL THEM-FOR YALL BADMINDED PEOPLE WHO'S TAKING ABOUT VISA!STOP TALKING,I ONLY PRAISE GOD.

Fri at 3:33pm

Tony Matterhorn: yes i'm in chicago tonight so stop the he say she say.don't get pon mi bloodcaat nerves!!!!!!!

Sat at 12:15pm (twitter)Look how nice it is in chicago!so When was 1 yall fucks gonna tell me that it was (cont)about 4 hours ago via UberTwitterJust landed in ny and its rainning!choabout 2 hours ago via UberTwitterDufton Taylor Jr. aka Tony Matterhorn was in London earlier this month wen he was alerted his visa may hav been cancelled. He returned 2 Jamaica last week n found it not 2 be true. Since then he has been on a rampage on facebook n twitter tell ppl 2 basically "F" off cuz him a fly go here n theren eveywhere.... Dufton plz calm uu ass down, U C wat Ricky Trooper hype get him, di big mout get him a permanent inland stay. Toni ann need hay fi nyam n u need fi maintain di stable so chill.  I hope u knock board b4 u seh dem caan tek weh u visa okay....

AN THE WALLS COME TUMBLING DOWN....POPCAAN PARTY

If a womans' waist touch 35 inches, she hav no bizniz wear anything c tru or if u do mek sure u draws str8. Half di draws deh pon di river n half deh pon di bank. Wear summen dat can cover up u girdle until u dutty whine off di belly . This is like watching a car accident u wanna look away but u can't. Di poor neck a bawl out nooooo n she jus ignore it, she came down like a ton a bricks pon piece wet newspaper. Mi not even a guh touch Pepto Bismol n Goldilocks. Popcaan anybody miss ure party never miss ntn. Dah picho man yah mussi did a dead wid laaf

HIV + PPL CLAIM TRAVELLING RIGHTS...

On January 4, 2010 the ban preventing non citizens of the United States who are living with HIV /AIDS from entering the country was lifted. The significance of this has not been lost on the Jamaican persons living with HIV and AIDS (PLHIV) population and the impact of it is already being noted.


Ppl with HIV may now apply for visas without the embarrassment of having to divulge their status at any point and will also be spared significant delays at the airport. On another level, many ppl with HIV who were being filed for are finding it easier to be united with family and friends in the United States (US).

ANGEL IS NOT ANTS IN U MILK IS A BIG DRUMMER ROACH

Beenie I get 2 understand u n Barbee r still rumbling under the covers. U r still paying her rent in the Bronx n U 2 r surely still together. Angel u ring nah bun u finger mumma? Mi hear seh Moses deh pon a short leash wit Barbee, she just seh sit boo boo sit, good dog. U a boss Barbee? All u bredda weh live next door u mi hear seh u call feds pon di pure bwoy mek dem come kick off him door n him caan go home since last Friday night, maybe u need a "B" on ure chest not 4 Queen "Barbie" but 4 Queen "Bitch."

EXPRESSION THURSDAY PICS...LUUUUUUUUUU

Is that chick trying 2 show us something, she want 2 piece a #5 sandpaper fi rub dung har batty jaw dem b4 she skin out di whole a France gi ppl. Mi tink white face n dark body stop wear, half n half oreo cookies, mi c 4 different ppl in dat pic. Floral draws under dat tights?no words 4 u n dat mess...Who's dat Beenie? 4 ure sake I hope dats just a fan cuz Angel might frown on that

DANCEHALL DICTIIONARY 2 BE PRINTED IN 4 LANGUAGES

A dancehall dictionary endorsed by the Jamaica Tourist Board (JTB) and Jamaica Lexicography Project is currently being researched for publication in four languages in an attempt to profit from the internationalisation of dancehall, says editor Joseph Farquharson. It will take five years to complete and include a team of four translators one editor and one research assistant. The problems of the existing dictionaries included out-dated "slanguage" and ambiguous or non-lexical definitions, said Farquharson, an advanced doctoral candidate in linguistics at the University of West Indies, Mona who holds a MPhil in European Literature (Spanish) from the University of Cambridge in the UK.

"If it was 'The girls are demanding my large penis' it really and truly would not have been in the spirit of dancehall and really one had to find the appropriate language that you are translating into," he explained to nodding intellectuals in agreement

The dictionary will not only have phonetic pronunciations but include sentences which utilise the defined word. For instance, "the gal dem a bawl fi mi anaconda" would be translated to "the girls are [crazy] about my big d*&^", he stated. 

The dictionary is proposed to be published in English, Japanese, German and Spanish.

ITALY BAN SUNSPLASH CITING JAMAICANS PROMOTE WEED SMOKING IN MUSIC

After 16 years as one of the major summer reggae festivals in Europe, Rototom Reggae Sunsplash, has moved from Italy to Spain because the authorities (in Italy) have accused the organisers of promoting the use of marijuana via reggae music and Rasta culture.


"The excuse is that we facilitate the use of ganja because we are promoting reggae music and Rasta culture. So Rasta culture and reggae bring the people to smoke marijuana," publicist/art director for the Rototom Sunsplash, Sabrina Trovant Sunday Observer in an exclusive interview after the launch of the festival at the Ashanti Restaurant at Hope Garden in Kingston last Tuesday.
(Jamica Observer)

Jamaican music taking a hard hit this year. Visas being taking away, shows being cancelled, artistes getting arrested, 2010 is not a good year for Jamaica n it keeps getting worse.