PEACH PARTY PICS BROOKLYN NY 4/30...DI GOOD DI BAD N DI INDIFFERENT

PIC 1...Moses why u luv gi pl tingz fi talk. Dem seh u touch n u come a Peach party as a one a di Village ppl from Y.M.C.A. Moses u nah learn do u ting u fierce

PIC 2... dwlll Mr. man, paw paw tree Broadway Dee  u nah low out di thrift store. Burn dat pink blazer dis instant...n dat hair, Lawd why

PIC 3...U N yuh mate Moses Plan...mi C Omar Platinum a dodge di 2 a unnu. Wat a triangle?

PIC 4...Marlene smaddy muss tell u dem soccer ball deh pon u chest 2 big. Mi can c di di strain inna u face, u back naw kill u mums

PIC 5..Evan u a lose nuff weight from weh day man. Wat happen di scarf in di wash?

Pic 7...Angela n Frenchie unnu lost unnu way di Nursing home down di block. Unnu supposed 2 hav pics of dinossaurs weh unnu use 2 play wid as kids in a album somewhere. After all dese yrs unnu  still a heng on

Pic 8...Gary dem a tek weh so much artist visa n u still a travel go merica so regular? Wat is ure talent? Wat a ting wen u stop wash Baby Cham car  get visa as promoter.

PIC 9....Paul Range aka Pauliesha Lexus...u get harder fi look pon everyday. Those tats r 2 much n dat black blouse need 2 go. U really look stress ova Zalika unborn child thou. U juss haffi wait till him born den u n John John can pick unnu name from di hat

KARTELS' PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT 2 LISA HYPER...HIM SEH CHOP OFF HAR GAZA SIGN

LISA KARTEL SEH WEN U SEH  GAZA LICK U INNA U MOUT N WEN U A PUT DI GAZA  SIGN CHOP IT OFF N WEN U SHOW U GAZA TATTOO SHOT  IT OFFFFF...TEK HEED GETCO LIZARD, TEK HEED...USE U 15% U SAVE FROM GEICO N GO BUY SOME PRIDE,  DI MAN SEH HIM NO MEMBA YUHHHH

TEACHERS GOING ON STIKE FOR 2 DAYS 4 SALARY INCREASE

THE country's public school teachers are to stay off the job on Monday and Tuesday of next week, as they step up their industrial action to press for Government to pay them billions owed in retroactive salaries.
The Jamaica Teachers' Association (JTA) has asked parents to make arrangements to keep their children home, except those who will be sitting Caribbean Examinations Council (CXC) examinations.


FREE SCHOOLING + NO MONEY FI PAY TEACHER= STRIKE
Simple equation Einstein no need fi figure dis out. It was only a matter of time...

THE DIGICEL ROBIN HOOD WHO STOLE $10 MILLION DOLLAR WORTH A CREDIT GOING BACK 2 COURT NEXT MONTH

Philpott Martin, the 26-year-old college student accused of hacking into Digicel's mainframe and stealing approximately $10 million worth of call credit, is to return to court again on June 2.
Martin is charged with simple larceny.

Digicel's system
Allegations are that Martin was employed to Airtime Limited in Kingston and was assigned a user name to access the network. It is alleged that he accessed Digicel's system and transferred the credit. The court was told that further investigations are ongoing and the figure involved could be increased as investigators are still trying to gather computer evidence. Martin's bail was extended to return on the new date.

Bwoy not everybody can tief, him muss did hav a death wish cuz 1 man cudden so fool. U 1 hav di password so nuh muss u tek di credit boo boo. U don't know u computer hav ip address smart azz

CORONATION MARKETTERS SEH BAD MAN A COME FULL DEM BELLY N NO PAY...N DEM TIRED

Vendors in the Coronation Market in downtown Kingston are being forced to allow thugs from nearby communities to take up their goods without paying.
For some time now, on any given day, men have being going to the sellers and taking whatever they want before leaving without paying and sometimes without even saying a word.
"And they can't say anything," Deputy Superintendent Leslie Ashman, head of crime at the Denham Town Police Station, said .
"Mi naw lie mi jus know seh a one a dem thing deh and mi jus affi adapt to it ... . Some seh dem a go run a boat and some will seh a di big man send dem," another vendor Olive Oilsaid.

According to the vendors, the men target fruits, vegetables, ground provisions or just about anything they can get their hands on. In addition, they say they can lose up to $1,000 per week to the acts.

SET ME FREE PICS 4/28/10

Shizzle smaddy need fi get u a pshych evelve cuz nobody caan tell me u annuh maad man, summen definately going on wit ure eyes. Wait deh u 1 a par? Oh yes gary deh a farin n hopefully Naje gone rescusitate har 2 dead puppy dem pon har chest.

Pinky me don't know why u nuh respect the retiremnt request sign. U caan done dancehall eno but it sure  done u, time 2 bid farewell now man.

Dwllll@ di orange tie up wool tun blouse, dare 2 be diferent

LISA HYPER/ CRUELLA DAVILLE/LADY GAGA...NOT SURE THE LOOK U GOING 4 BUT U FAILLLL

Lisa wtf...The theme of the party was God A Di Real Big Man...n u come out look sooooo? A wah u a do mock God ? Most party mi c ya now is pure costume n space suit mi a c. Not everyting unu c ppl inna unu must put on, wah fit dawg no muss fit monkey. Everybody look saute'd or makeup fayva mask. 1 thing me know, ugly neva inna style yet so unnu need fi stop it.

Pic 6...Lady in red u look like a roman soldier dat drop offa him horse n di horse run him over
Pic 7...Nudge u titi dem n wake dem up fi join di party, u breast dem a use u belly fi headrest, wtf were u thinking, tek off dattttt

FLIPPA STILL IN US CUSTODY AWAITING POSSIBLE DEPORTATION

The 'Flossing King', deejay Flippa Mafia, is still in custody in the United States.

The deejay, real name Andrew Davis, has been charged with violating the United States Immigration law and is facing possible deportation.

Davis knew he had no current legal immigration status in the U.S., knowing he would not be able to lawfully re-enter the United States. The affidavit further stated that in March, Davis flew from Jamaica to The Bahamas in order to see some friends and find a way to be smuggled into the United States.


While in The Bahamas, Davis allegedly met with a friend who agreed to smuggle him into the U.S. The friend then introduced Davis to two Cubans, Santiesteban and Amat, who had arrived to pick up a load of Chinese people that never arrived. Davis reportedly paid US$3,000 (J$270,000) for passage to the United States.
The money was reportedly accepted and on March 15 an attempt was allegedly being made to transport Davis to United States on the boat. The United States Coast Guard intercepted the vessel, however, and conducted a search. Upon boarding the vessel, Parker said that the Coast Guard found Santiesteban and Amat, and during a search later found one unaccounted person (Davis) laying down in the cabin of the vessel. The men were taken in for questioning.

* MI CAAN EVEN BADDA BEAT DIS YAH DEAD DOLPHIN YAH* FOUL DID HIS THING N GET WELCOMED, LET'S C HOW MANY ARMS GONNA WELCOME U WID U INFORMER TAG PON U BACK MR. DAVIS, GOOD LUCK WID DAT

2 COPS SUSPENDED 4 ALLOWING BOUNTY KILLA VISITS WHILE IN LOCK UP...KADEEM WAS IT U OR JAVANA???

Two policemen from the Portmore Police Station have been suspended and are being investigated after persons were reportedly unlawfully allowed to visit deejay Rodney 'Bounty Killer' Price, while he was at the station's lock-up.

PETROJAM SAYZ GAS PRICES GOING UP IN JAMAICA 2MORO

PETROJAM has announced price increases on all its petroleum products effective tomorrow, with the ex-refinery prices of 87 and 90-octane gasolene moving up by $1.50 per litre.

My beautiful country, land of wood n water, declining slowly. We soon haffi go bun some a dat wood n trow unda coal stove yah now. Gas prices going up , dat mean, kerosene, propane a go up 2. Ppl caan buy food den a gas fi cook dem a go can buy. Bruce mi still a wait fi c u dip inna di $400 million US dat World Bank giv yuh last month

TRUDY GOODAS BDAY PARTY BRONX NEW YORK...WARNING !!!

Mi haffi draw up a seat n get mi disector 4 this 1. Trudy if u dress so (pic 1 n pic 3) fi ure party how di rest a ppl dem fi look.

Pic 1,.. Ting in pink dem pedestrian crossing stripe deh pon u side is wat badge of honor? dat no readyyyyy.

Pic 2...She pregnant or she hav growth? If u nah breed may I suggest sitting behind a table for future pics

Pic 3... Trudy how u look like cornmeal weh nuh mix out good n lump up sooooo....

Pic 4... Tracy Champion u look nice n simple in ure purple, mi know u shame fi deh desso a mix wid dem deh creature deh from planet Zar.

Pic 5 ...Tamara about 10 yrs now dem seh u hav aids n u still kicking. Mi luv eeda ppl wicked 2 u or u hav a secret cocktail remedy dat is prolonging ure stay with us.

Pic6 ....Peekaboo I c u , the twins hav cross yeye dwllll. Wen u a roll dem up n tuck dem in try 2 mek dem symettric. How u nipple dem so big, look like 2 nikkal pon u chest

Pic7 ...A Clown drop of di circus wagon. U look like smaddy tump up u face di night b4

Pic 8...Pick a side so mi know how 2 address u Sir, Maam, It ...

HOT MONDAY 4/26/10...HOT MESS

Young man in the black dress, rain a fall inna di club? Why di waterboots? Gayz r fashion fwd, u need fi  fashion rewind, stop n eject. Come out a di ppl dem place wid u tow up half pk a weave pon u headside

PIC 2...can u c me now? As bad as u grape juice pants look, u hotta dan Mr. Lady up a top

PIC3...Free fashion tip...Wen ure a full figured woman n u wear print it takes u 4 sizes up, dat scrap book cover, garden flowers frock don't mek it

PIC4...Pinky u jus the same hot mess uve always been from u buss inna AD 2000. U hav lived thru many lifetimes n generations n u stil around, kudos pink dinosaur

PIC5....dwl u fayva icing pon fruitcake, wats wit di baby powder pon u face. Day n night, oreo cookie, ying n yang

IMFORMANT IN BUJU CASE PAID $270 MILLION 2 TESTIFY

The US government’s star witness in the case against Jamaican singer Buju Banton is being paid US$3.3 million.The convicted drug trafficker who provided information used by Federal Law Enforcement agencies in the case against the reggae singer, travelled with him on a flight from Barcelona to Miami. Mark Myrie, popularly known as Buju Banton, is languishing in a US jail awaiting trial for charges of possession and intent to distribute cocaine.The informant, who sources alleged should have been deported, was permitted to stay in the US after deciding to co-operate with US law enforcement in the prosecuting the Jamaican singer.

Based on information disclosed in US District Court Middle District of Florida Tampa Division early last month, the informant has not paid his taxes and another judge found him to be untruthful in another matter.

Juss tru couple battyman tune di Dj haffi a go tru all a dis. Now America a pay di wtness fi talk. If this was a open n close case, why pay off the informant? Summen no add up dat means US unsure n dis really a look personal now. Try di man 4 the crime allegedly committed n not his actions or his opinions, dat nuh hav ntn 2 do wit the matter @ hand...dem seh 2 tingz u cannot bun inna public, gayz n weed. Jackass seh di wurl no level but Buju must come a road no matter weh dem do him, God is a just God... 

GET READY 2 TROW DI RICE N RELEASE DI DOVES...WEDDING BELLS 4 NUFFY CONGRATS

Entertainer MC Nuffy will soon be saying goodbye to his single life, as plans are in place for him to wed his long-time girlfriend, of nearly 11 years, Melecia Nembhard later this year.

While no date is set for the wedding day, a big bashment is set for Saturday, May 29, as he will engage his girlfriend at 60 Newland Road, during a birthday celebration for Nembhard and the opening of a brand new sports bar and grill, which will be operated by Nuffy and his wife-to-be. The bar is named Mel & Nuffy Sports Bar.

Nuffy says he is overjoyed about getting married, saying, "I gonna engage to Melecia, my girl, come out people at 60 Newland Road, near the tyre shop, and see Nuffy, in style."

"Melecia is real to me, she keeps me clean, she does all the things a man wants a woman to do. She massage my body; she cook my food; she burst bump inna mi face; yow, she bathe me!"
He continued: "Right now, if Melecia has $200,000 in a the bank and I said give me that, she nah hesitate she just give me that. Nuff girl yard me sleep, and after me perform and me drop asleep, dem dig inna me phone and look for the wife, call her number and say her man a sleep, she just hang up her phone and when I reach home she said my woman call her, and me deny it because yu know how man and woman thing stay," he said.

Ghetto sitten, sed suh Nuffy, nuh polish, shine or buff it dung. Newland get ready 4 Nuffy engagement party, just act surprise lol. Wen u find a real woman or man, heng on 2 dem cuz realness scarce nowadayz. Pure carbon copy, replica  n mirage inna dessert kinda ppl deh bout n fakeness contagious . Do u ting Nuffy, mi love dat n  mi happy fi yuh fi real

A WEH U GET DAH NEW CLARKS DEH DAWDIE... CLARKS BANDITS ON DI LOOSE

"Criminals are really targeting the stores and taking the Clarks shoes. So far they have stolen the popular shoes from two places. The St Catherine North police believe that thieves are targeting stores that sell the popular Clarks shoes, after two stores in the Linstead were recently robbed of several pairs of the footwear.
Two men, who were found with a number of the shoes in their possession, have since been taken into custody by the Linstead police.

At 8 a.m. yesterday, police searched two houses in August Town and Prospect in Bog Walk, and seized a number of the shoes that are believed to have been stolen.

Last week, thieves broke into a store located on King Street and another on Gillette Street. The police told THE STAR that more than $2 million worth of Clarks shoes have been stolen from the two stores in Linstead

Kartel some seh u weak mek dis prove u great. U hav ppl a get police record ova shoes weh u not even a get pay fi endorse, U r such a great influence on the yutes. 4 a smart set a ppl Jamaicans real easy fi inveegle bwoy. If a artist seh swim di caribbean sea n bring mi back every shark inna it mi gaurantee u hav a set a nincompoops would do it. Music really play a strong role in ppls' lives, both good n bad

MR. LEX IS A FREE MAN...ALL CHARGES DROPPED IN HIS RAPE CASE

                                                                                                             This morning April 26.2010, Mr.Lexx and his attorney left a New York Court House with good news. Mr.Lexx has finally been vindicated from the alleged, rape and sexual molestation charge brought fourth in October 2009. All charges have officially been dropped and Mr.Lexx is once again a free man. "The Prince" has been in New York for the duration of the case.

While he was out on bail, the court required his passport be surrendered as they considered him to be a flight risk because of his international citizenship. Now that the case is over, he is free to fly the friendly skies. Mr.Lexx wishes to thank his fans and supporters for believing in him, and supporting him in his time of need.


Bwoy rare but true I am loss 4 words. Lexxus u know u need a trainer fi yuh tongue n dat anaconda mi hear u hav in u pants . Dem tour di wurl n drop in every city dem pass n taste every forbidden fruit it c . 21st century u nuh fraid u ketch summen u caan throw back. She drop the charges, next time u might not be this lucky. Invest in some self control classes perhaps sex rehab 2 or turn 2 God again like Rodney. Just keep u ass outta trouble. New York Court House with good news. Mr.Lexx

TONY MATTERHORN GIVING HIS HATERS THE FINGER...ABOUT HIS VISA CANCELLATION

(Facebook) 

Tony Matterhon: MATTERHORN&GAPPY RANKS - JUST TELL THEM-FOR YALL BADMINDED PEOPLE WHO'S TAKING ABOUT VISA!STOP TALKING,I ONLY PRAISE GOD.

Fri at 3:33pm

Tony Matterhorn: yes i'm in chicago tonight so stop the he say she say.don't get pon mi bloodcaat nerves!!!!!!!

Sat at 12:15pm (twitter)Look how nice it is in chicago!so When was 1 yall fucks gonna tell me that it was (cont)about 4 hours ago via UberTwitterJust landed in ny and its rainning!choabout 2 hours ago via UberTwitterDufton Taylor Jr. aka Tony Matterhorn was in London earlier this month wen he was alerted his visa may hav been cancelled. He returned 2 Jamaica last week n found it not 2 be true. Since then he has been on a rampage on facebook n twitter tell ppl 2 basically "F" off cuz him a fly go here n theren eveywhere.... Dufton plz calm uu ass down, U C wat Ricky Trooper hype get him, di big mout get him a permanent inland stay. Toni ann need hay fi nyam n u need fi maintain di stable so chill.  I hope u knock board b4 u seh dem caan tek weh u visa okay....